Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
I wish I had my old roomstes number so I could send him pictures from lastnight... I had a blast banging his "true love" now that I think about it we're even don't worry about that gas bill you didn't pay. Ur girl worked it off!
He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
I can't wait to get all this Makers out of my shoe.
you kept running around the room with a flask shouting "so much room for activities!" then someone tripped you and you passed out
You stood next to him taking HUGE gasps of air in an attempt to second hand smoke his cig because you didn't have one...
at what point last night did we decide it was okay to let me hitch hike to another bar?
Found a girl that was gonna make out with 25 people for her 25th birthday. I was like #12. Made top half!
Then he claimed me as his prize for 3rd place in a wing eating contest. Too romantic.
There was a point where you were singing "Friends in Low Places" to yourself while Juicy J was playing so I got worried.
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
These muscle relaxers obviously don't work because I'm harder than a fucking diamond.
He just didn't want his drunk dick pulled out of his windbreaker at the family party
She tried deep frying a banana by placing one, unpeeled, into a toaster.
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