Twist it, pull it, flick it... Bop it was like the first time I touched myself.
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
I lined up everyone's pillows and I'm playing Evel Knievel when I jerk off later.
Burger king has cupcake flavored milkshakes. God dammit America.
1 in 5 deaths i nrussia is alcohol related. GO MOTHERLAND
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
I just remember being happy that I got that toilet fixed so I had somewhere close to throw up
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
Why the fuck is there a picture of us jumping a girl that's wearing my chicken mask?
If I had feelings, you would have hurt them.
As we were leaving a memorial service last night he turns to me and says, is it too soon for a post funeral blowie?
Guy pissing in the corner in downtown Boston as his girlfriend is covering him up, yelling "relationship goals"
Is there such thing as a tasteful dick pic? I think I just got one if they exist.
Just ate 2 pieces of pizza in the shower.. New low or fuckin brilliant??
So, I need to know. Why did you spraypaint your underwear gold?
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