i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
Im just a social blackout drinker.
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
But I was triple fisting doubles, that's bound to be a good time. Might have a broken collarbone though.
You're fine
I'm hiding in my chest because my walls smell weird. I'm not fine.
My boss just called me for legal advice. What has my life become?
You might call them booze related cuts, I call it "partying so hard you sweat blood"
I'm in the middle no shirt white shorts humping the white dustbuster next to the guy shooting off the tazer infront of the two guys humping on the bicycle
DOGS JUST TOTALLY ATE THE FEATHERS OFF MY NIPPLE CLAMPS!!!
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
If muffins & morning blowjobs don't make him happy, frankly, I don't think anything will.
It felt like I was on painkillers mixed with Molly mixed with the sinking feeling I'll die alone. 10/10 doing again.
Woke up to I'm AWESOME written in purple crayon all over my walls. I love drunk me
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