i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
you told all the 17 year old girls at the party that your mating call was "I glitter in the sun"
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
Literally just stood in the shower and forgot what to do. that hungover.
I'm not sure what happened last night, but my turtle seems afraid of me.
He did a line, told me my hair looked pretty against the background of the clouds, and then we fucked. Good afternoon
I AM SAFE. EVERYTHING IS FOG. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.
I ended up at these random girls' house they are smoking weed out of a gun
I'm sorry for the texts and anything that I said that may have caused confusion, pain or irritation. I shall not be drinking again. Furthermore I will not be keeping a phone on me should I fail to adhere to the prior statement.
I got really high and googled the history of Amish people for like an hour.
I fell asleep masterbating while watching family guy... This is what happens when girl's night gets canceled
Nothing like snapchatring dick pics to a\nMarried woman while your girlfriend destroys Taco Bell in the next room. Almost caught, worth it. Got boobs back
Your father is wrapped in a table cloth singing, "America Fuck Yeah!" You are missing the time of your life.
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
I'm crying during the second episode of Golden Girls that's how high I am.
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