"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
he would probably call me "ma'am" when he's inside me. people love saying weird shit inside me.
Not even drunk me wanted to have sex with him. I kept intentionally hitting my head on the table behind me during sex till he said i was too drunk for sex.
Is it weird that out of everything, Im most worried about chipping a tooth on his prince albert?
He fucked a visibly pregnant girl. It doesn't get weirder than that.
I'm hiding out in the living room until he falls back asleep. If he catches a whiff of my tits, it's all over. I just need to play it cool. Babies can smell fear
So he was supposed to be helping me with my math but instead we ended up drinking coconut rum in his basement and having sex. I think my mom was right, getting a tutor will be good for me. Relieves the stress.
Once he blows his load, he's more of an immediate flight risk than that jetBlue pilot. He's out the door before his cum is out of my vajayjay.
ERIN AND I ARE GETTING MATCHING VIBRATORS. I'M PEER PRESSURING YOU INTO JOINING THE CLUB. Besides we're the three best friends that anyone could have, you better not ruin that by being a pussy and not treating your pussy to awesomeness. That is all.
I've had three separate encounters with cops in the last 9 hours.... In two different states
Yes. That was the exact moment of my conscience clicking into instant high alert.
Of the 4 nights I've gone downtown this week, I've been "piss in the parking lot" drunk 5 times
I feel like the first time i have to use my accident insurance its going to be in some sex mishap with you.
Give me 20 minutes.. I'm going to need to start off with an orgasm to get through this day
Didn't know my clit could produce that many orgasms in one night. Fuck my husband; think I might have to become a lesbian.
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