Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
you know you are hungover when... you set your alarm for the next time you think you are going to throw up
if there werent so many compromising pictures of me in the hands of so many liberal friends, id consider going into politics
she was talking to me but i could help but stare at the extremely long hairs on her boobs. then she says, "your looking at the hair on my boobs aren't you"
Girl in front of me has spent the class alternating between playing farmville and the tiffany's website looking at engagement rings. Every once in a while she holds her hand up to the screen.
She doesn't deserve the breathe the same air that we do.
She just bought a cow and we've moved on to looking at wedding dresses.
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
Just a heads up, i'm sleeping in te back seat of your car so don't be freaked out when you see me in the A.M.
Taco trucks are like ice cream trucks for drunk adults. They should have a mariachi tune they play super loud to bring people out of the bars for tacos.
If I ever go to Canada, I'm fucking the maple syrup out of his Canadian ass.
There is a video on my phone of me suckling a bag of wine from your crotch area while you say "The Body of Christ" in a Michigan accent. I vaguely remember being offended by this yet I did it anyway.
WHY IS THE HAIRSPRAY SOUNDTRACK PLAYING IN THE LIQUOR STORE
I will feed you tacos. I will touch your butt. Happy Valentine's Day ❤️
I dont need your sympathy!!!! Just a fifth of vodka and gummy bears...lots and lots of gummy bears to take my agression out on.
You can have my vag. Its useless without you.
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