Bar. Show boob. Just one. Free drinks. Instant friends
Guys only need one. Little known secret. You're welcome.
just did the walk of shame by his grandma. what the fuck is an old lady doing up at six am?
The liquor store is having an inventory reduction sale. It would be a sin not to stop and help them out.
And we all know God doesn't like sinners.
Amen.
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
All I remember was after sex she kept trying to take pictures of my dick "for memories"
Im going in through the window and borrowing her dog. Dont worry ive done this before. we have an agreement.
It's like past high you was looking out for future high you by rolling that joint and leaving it in your coat pocket. What a Halloween miracle
Lets play hurricane shelter. And the shelter is my bed, and we forgot our clothes.
I have a third degree burn on my inner thigh from the blunt dropping on me in the car
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
Pulling on my sock literally just took me 5 minutes.. The hangover is real
I've come to the conclusion that my issue is I'm not fucking a guy with a headboard
Oh yeah I meant to tell you the Tomb Raider looking girl so crop dusted me on the stairway
You want further proof that God hates me? Okay. We're on the way to the ER. A homeless man stabbed me at the gas station.
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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