its like an ocean threw up right in your lap
I was high enough to think that mac-n-cheese w/ ketchup, tortilla chips w/ ketchup, and milk was a fancy dinner
He just made a mudslide using rubinoff and swiss miss packets. This can't end well....
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
we where pretty evenly matched until he threw me through that wall
Bring me the dick of your room mate Alex and I will reward you in in skittles.
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
That is was cool to fuck the single mother accross the street until every girl i bring home gets the car keyed.
Dude. I've never been with a guy who just wanted to go down on me all the time including while I'm shooting zombies on call of duty. My life is complete.
your life is going to be an empowering working mom montage tomorrow to Katy P's ROAR... --are you living in a yoplaít comercial?
He gave me a script of norcos and touched my balls so overall it's been a good day.
Yeah, we agreed, but I feel like I need at least one more ride on the bonecoaster
The stall at this bar had mirrors all around. I just looked at myself take a shit from like 3 different angles
Man I gotta stop stashing shit when I'm high. I just spent 2 hours searching for my bag of pot and eventually found it in fucking a bandaid box.
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
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