Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
He has a clip art-style heart tattooed on his hip. I hated him way before I saw his tiny dick.
He was drinking hot tub water because i refused to get him a glass of water...
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
No dude I got way too drunk to function. 90% sure I tried to FaceTime 911.
Halloween is the only night where I would ever end up getting a guy's makeup all over my face
She's on her way over to shave my year round sweater vest into a festive argyle sweater vest. Keeper?
you said "how could you not want to hook up with me when I have these abs" and then proceeded to rip your shirt off in the middle of the bar. I'm pretty sure you were hammered.
JESUS
I'll admit it. It was a bad idea to sneak a fart out while she was taking a nap. Can you bring me a pair of underwear from my dresser. Preferably the one with the walruses in party hats one.
I just had all of the sex. All of it.
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