What was that guy's name that you dated that wore the leotard?
Just found my girlfriend's stash of animated Japanese porn
And to think, I actually considered breaking up with her
i just turned the eviction notice into a beer pong list
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
Hopefully my orange shoes will distract people's attention from my crippling awkwardness
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
he's had a change of heart. and besides, we could use a laugh.
oh, well, if you all need a good laugh, by all means endanger my life.
There is nothing worse then the feeling after you've held in farts all night..
What's his name?
Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
FML I accidentally sent the text about his bruised balls as a group text that included his brother and my boss.
Its my nipple ring piercing anniversary. We need to celebrate.
I have nice boobs. Don't wanna deprive anyone of the experience.
You're a saint.
Dude if I had a dollar for everytime she asked me to do weird shit with her when we were fucking I'd have like 4$
I woke up with pitch black feet and crushed doritos around my mouth. That's how I determined how my night went
Randomize
