I understand how i shit in my shoes, but explain why you were wearing them.
he fingered me, smelled his fingers, then asked me what i ate today..
Just got roadhead while going 95. I came for a mile and a half.
He thanked me for being "his little blond pogo stick last night". Good thing?
it wasn't the penis i had been hoping for.....but i took it regardless.
Honestly, your dog is in better hands with that homeless guy.
This tent reeks of fear and sangria
Well pretty sure I lost 3 of my best friends in one week. Remember when I said I wasn't sure if I was gonna be a better person or a more despicable one in 2012. Despicable wins.
she asked him to cuddle cuz she was cold and instead he got up, moved the space heater to her side of the bed, and went back to sleep
I shaved last nite, you should see my cock it looks like a beautiful skyscraper
I just want to sing to him and rub baby oil on his head
Well I've made a drinking game out of the Wiggles but I think I've got this babysitting thing down
How long until you're healed?
Physically? A week or so. Emotionally? The scars of dislocating my knee at a frat and flashing my panties to the whole crowd wi never heal.
Willing booties have sort of a tractor beam for me.
If my dick was big enough to fuck the eye of a hurricane, I would.
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