Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
ahh summer, the season during which the prefix for every verb is "get drunk and"
nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
The more and more I think about it, the more I realize... it's not ok to just pull over on the side of the highway to pee... I'm sorry I argued that
BRING ME THE PLAN B. ILL GIVE YOU A FREE WATER BOTTLE AND A BUMPER STICKER AND SOME BACON BITS
Is it bad that I'm a 32 year old woman that is so afraid of commitment that a hamster is too much responsibility?
Your rough animalistic sex sounds are disrupting my cocktail hour
He understood my need for pizza was more important than my need for sex. He's the one.
I can't hang out tomorrow. A boy wants to feed me ice cream and touch my boobs. Priorities.
Someone stole a lamp last night.
Made him watch 4 hours of HGTV then told him I was too tired for sex.
Savage
Well when we Get drunk it gets rowdy. We could always attempt self-control. But historically and statistically speaking, we fail at that.
I think I broke my dick but 10/10 would definitely do it again.
Everybody at Lexi's party found out I'm both a screamer and a moaner after he ate me out on the pool table downstairs. Just another sunday night in Alaska
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