Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
omg. he's a virgin strip club employee who's going to college on a ping pong scholarship. this is unreal.
I'm sorry for peeing on your door. But it was your decision to open it.
I sent him a naked picture of me with the caption "I lost at beer pong, this was a dare. Hope your nights going as good as mine" I've never talked to him in my life, this is a strange way to start.
When I don't want to forget things I put them on my cigs.
C smoking isn't all bad
They made out. Sounded like hippos drinking water
It was his birthday and he drunkenly offered me Portillo's and diamonds in exchange for a snap chat of my boobs. Even sober it seemed like a good idea at 3 in the morning.
On celebration of the Supreme Court ruling I feel it is our patriotic duty to have a threesome
Fucking in bar bathrooms doesn't count as "rushing things"
Yeah. That's the shitty part. God, I don't want to be a step mom. Sure I'm great with kids, but I just want unlimited sex and not have to worry about making friends with a fucking 7 year old.
Adulthood is making your own puke bucket.
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
I just woke up and there was a condom wrapper stuck in my hair. This is my life.
Didn't you sleepover at your grandparents?
Double-fisting ice cream and wine. Do not send help.
Vegas never ceases to amaze me. Hung out with a stripper from ATL all night and got nuthin, but the next night meet a bride-to-be who gives me a bj in the elevator.
Randomize
