I think she heard me call her a fat skank. But she was to be fair.
Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
I think we need to find a happy medium between fried food and dicks. This could end badly.
I woke up locked in the bar...this has redefined partying.
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
After a certain point, you just want to make it work. Prove to yourself that you're smarter than the vibrator.
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
I give you full permission to fuck a rando on my air mattress.
How many strippers in the world do you think have had a debate with someone about the NRA?
I don't know what to say to that. All I know is my vagina is trying to jump through the phone.
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
My little brother came home while I was sitting there icing my vagina with a bag of peas. Asshole looks at me, high fives Ryan, then leaves.
So I ate half a jar of mayo because I thought it would cure a hangover. I thought wrong.
Next time you have him paint you an outfit so you can do you walk the street naked TAKE A SHOWER BEFORE YOU GET IN THE BED. MY sheets look like like an acid trip
You waddled all the way home with your shoes in a construction cone. I'm glad to call you my Bestfriend.
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