i left the bar a little after you and ended up flipping my car in the arbys drive thru
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He wants to be 'in an open relationship'. Fuck that. That's the online equivalent of letting him pee in a circle around me.
Dude, at this rate we're going to get arrested a second time tonight.
Just sold a bike on craig's list for 4 four lokos and a 40. How bad do you miss college?
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
He threw up in the campfire, the alcohol in his puke caught on fire. Im marrying this man
Picture this: me driving down 183 throwing up into a towel. I just hit rock bottom.
Something's wrong. Everything's on fire. Unless it was like that before. Then everything's alright.
I was only out of town for 1 week. His cell records show he texted 63 ex-gfs and hookups while I was gone. And 10 condoms are missing.
How do I tell her I need the lights out when I'm getting head because she and my mom share a perm color
You were peeing on a bus yelling fuck public transit, congratulations.
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
But he was still all, "YOU TEXTED TONY WHILE YOU WERE GETTING FUCKED?!" Like THAT was the weird part.
Sometimes I get confused on who I really actually know and who's lives I just know everything about via internet. Its a fine line
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