It was kinda bitchy last night when i brought up my pregnancy scare and you said "shotty playing with it"
got high and went straight for the Doritos. I'm some kind of walking cliche.
I wish I could put booze in boobs and store it for later. I wouldn't need a flask. For $7000, they should do amazing things like that.
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
Let me just say....i'm sorry about setting your carpet on fire. I had no idea that the paper towel would burn that quickly.
Just rented the SCUBA equipment. Meet me at the pool to test the underwater beer bong idea.
of course not. I do my best teaching on a hungover monday. I did the research. im still okay with the direction in which my life is headed.
Why do the people I hook up with still exist after we're done?
At one point last night I over heard you say " I'm gonna puke in a bag and pour it down your throat" I LOVE YOU.
Whatever it's Canadian jail, it's not like Guatemala or something. It'll be nice and cushy and they'll probably throw him a big bday party with all his friends and strippers
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
Waffles and pussy, what else is there?
I just did a walk of shame on my own block. one of the old neighbors saw and greeted me "good morning, girl next door"
A guy who takes a plate of chicken tenders away from us is not to be trusted or slept with
Some guy is here to get laser hair removal on his balls. I hate my job.
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