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(765): View more from Indiana

yay, now i'm not the only homewrecker.

(1-765): View more from Indiana

yeah but i stopped sleeping with him after i found out he was married.

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(504): View more from Louisiana

I need like a "Cookong High for Idiots" book. Or a car.

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(910): View more from North Carolina

phil was outside the bar last night, sitting on the ground playing songs on a guitar hero guitar to people walking by for money...best version of free bird ever

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(480): View more from Arizona

He moved away. I mourned his dick all of Sunday. I feel a little better now.

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(916): View more from California

Out of ice. Vodka+club soda+cut up lime popscicle=I'm an alcoholic genius.

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(904): View more from Florida

Family bonfire. I just discovered my cousin drank an entire bottle of champagne at the age of 7. I just got showed up.

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(315): View more from New York

He kept making me pretend I was his personal trainer. When I swallowed his cum he made me pretend I was drinking a protein shake. Thats actually what it tasted like.

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(361): View more from Texas

My brother just text me asking if I was ready for the blowjob of my life.

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(304): View more from West Virginia

I would accept a super bowl ring as an engagement ring

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