its not stalking. its research.
I hate when laundry day is determined by the number of cum stains on my bed
I typed "housewife" into monster.com's search engine....I got zero results...kinda bummed
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
I feel like after all he sees, the dog needs to get baptized.
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
Why is hotel staff askin about the blood in our room
IF I CAN STICK YOUR DICK IN MY MOUTH, I CAN STICK MY GUM ON YOUR NIGHTSTAND.
Guess who woke up with a hangover this morning? The same person whose parents found out and woke her up by banging pots and pans with wooden spoons.
A dude just looked at me like my drunk swaying was corrupting his progeny DUDE YOUR KID HAS A MULLET YOU'VE ALREADY RUINED HIM
George disappeared two hours ago with a stripper named "delicious." Haven't seen him since
are you listening to the theme from Jurassic Park whilst pooping?
well theres no bloody mary mix at the campus bookstore so i dont even know what its good for
she walked up to me at the bar, kissed me, andthen declared "I HAVEN'T SEEN YOU OR YOUR PENIS SINCE 2011."
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