I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
the guy working at the drive-thru just asked me if i wanna bang after he gets off work tonight.
given your current drought situation, im genuinely curious to know what your answer was
i told him maybe and gave him my number. sad? probably. but even if the sex is bad maybe i'll get a free burger out of it
She's like Mona Lisa when she's intoxicated. No one understands her but they all think she's marvelous
Hahaha. I am actually really tight for having a kid. Like really really tight.
the only thing he could say in english were 'insert coin here' and 'game over'. i love spanish men.
Let's make jello shots for tomorrow
What's going on tomorrow?
Nothing, it's Wednesday
I need a leash, or some shame. Maybe.
We got back from Mcdonalds and literally 5 minutes of being in your room, you wanted to go back because "We haven't been yet."
I got my dick out in a gay bar for just one free shot. I didn't know I could be bought so cheap
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
You had to dry your pants with the hand dryer in the bathroom because you "forgot to take it out."
My tinder date had to be home by 8:30 cause she's on house arrest.
you said you heard a baby, so i told you to go feed it. you came back 2 hours later with a pizza and when i asked you where the baby went you pointed to the pizza and puked.
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
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