oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
i have i love cock written on my hand and a vagina drawn on my arm and i just finished eating breakfast with the whole fam for mothers day
ahah at least you got away with it
nope...my gran was the one who informed me
Quick, to the slutcave!
on the bus. saw a kid get off at a red light, puke on the sidewalk, and get back on.
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
Why do I feel like I'm not the only one drinking to make my night class teacher look better?
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
the gays at disneyland are vicious
To be honest I've become too lazy for the work involved in getting laid.
You run marathons and you're too lazy for sex? Priorities, man.
Touche.
I love how four vibrators are within reach of me right now, but not a single hair brush or comb
What section do you want to sit in? The screaming girls section or the "when you guys were popular I was straight and pretended not to like you guys" section?
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
I am serious when I say I think I broke a rib having sex with Kyle. It might be puncturing my lung. No lie. I might die today.
eveytime i go to his house my cute clothes always get taken off what's the point of even wearing them there?
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