so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
There's people holding up abortion signs everywhere. I guess the people of Florida want you to remember you fucked up on Spring Break.
I'm starting to think The only feelings I have anymore are drunk and hung over
you can't hurt those
I want Paula Dean to narrate shark week next year
Only way we know if he truly fits in is if we spill straight vodka on the floor and his first instinctnis to lick it up. Otherwise, gameover.
Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
he went to find a bathroom and came back 10 minutes later with a fifth of bacardi, a pack of cigarettes, and two funnel cakes. he is a man among boys.
She asked the woman in the drive through to cover everything she ordered in mayonnaise, including here chilli cheese fries. Didn't happen. Then she started swerving at the car next to us screaming, asking if they had mayonnaise.
How do I go about this? "Hey, its my birthday in 40 minutes. Would you like to come over for some sex? Also, please bring snacks"?
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
He yelled "I'm Bruce Springsteen!" when he came. This is why I don't sleep with guys from Jersey.
I threw up in 4 different Starbucks across the city before 9 am.
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
Her oh Gods turned into oh god I shouldn't be doing this I'm engaged.
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