can u get pink eye on your cock?
Wore last nights jeans to Christmas Dinner with the fam, found a half gram of blow, while they're praying ill be railing.
i just wasnt prepared to have the baby of one of two french firemen. threesomes are too confusing.
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
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He referred to his penis as "a gentle giant" and said I had offended it
Dude, she got on top of me, grumbled in a low voice "I'm going to make you remember me", and then farted.
Definitely worth waiting her kid to got to sleep when the first thing you hear once she's back is "I want you in my ass right now"
I told her I named my penis "The Spirit of Exploration." That's all it took.
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
Don't ever feel guilty about what you put in your mouth best advice my gma ever gave me lmao
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
Something about the fact that I could do coke off her ass cheeks just speaks to me
The next time you invite me out to a bar full of cougars warn me first. I never felt like a piece of meat before.
the universe is starting to freak me out.. ive now had sex with 3 people who were born on the same day..
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