sorry about last night, sometimes people just get drunk and have sex witht heir friends
I know, I was there.
I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
just caught a 10 year old kid staring at my dick next to me in the urinal. i just nodded to him and said yeah, mines bigger little dude. i gotta stop drinking in public....
I met her at the liquor store. I hope I'm wearing a condom
judging from the lines on my body they wheeled me back in a shopping cart
She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
They said you bought the guy a shot and was talking about being Greek and then all of the sudden just puked all in their pitcher of beer and got kicked out of the bar.
How was the picnic?
We played softball, except our team sucked. In one hand was a mitt, the other a beer.
Why didn't you put them down?
No beer left behind.
As I read your response saying I need a tan before I can become a go-go dancer, a girl cane up to work and gave me 10 coupons for 100 days of tanning for a dollar.
This is fate. You were destined to be a stripper.
You very well can't change your mind now. It would upset the natural flow of life.
Just broke into a house and crawled through a window. Upside: getting laid.
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
carb up bitch. we're drinking with football players.
You now have a new job. Call me around 1pm everyday and make sure I've eaten something. All I've had today is dick and cheesecake.
i did these weird ass ab exercises once that left me queefing for weeks
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