don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
i can't wait to kiss dudes with my vampire teeth in.
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
I swear that when I have my own bathroom, I'm gonna lock myself in there and masterbate for at least 3 days in sheer appreciation of it.
I don't care if he acts like a don't exist 6 days a week. On the 7th day he makes makes my vagina cry. In a good way. Jesus understands.
I don't know the quality of the hand jobs you've received in the past but it CLEARLY was not one from me
well on a positive note i hear those vitamins you take while pregnant do wonders for your nails
you left a paper here that says 'to do list' but it looks like you just wrote "drink a bunch of cough syrup and watch Who's the Boss" like 60 times
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
To be clear, the next time I wake up with your dick inside me, I will reach down and grab one and squeeze until it pops like a grape. You've been warned.
I'm honestly considering asking her if I can eat her out, as a friend.
I don't know if I should feel proud or ashamed of myself...ashamed for making myself a drink at 6:15am or proud for actually being awake that early.
She's like the Jonah Hill of sorority sisters.
I met his parents. We played twister. My boob popped out.
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
Randomize
