I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
Well fuck that. I mean, I made out with my cousin once. Who gives a fuck.
He picked me up from the airport wearing nothing but a trench coat and a bow on his dick
trying to imitate man vs food after 12 shots doesnt mean youll get laid
I don't know what you told him but please make him stop telling me about his new video camera and winking
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
Oh and I guess I added our cab driver on Facebook. He has "liked" every single one of my beach pictures. Kill me now.
making a list of all the places we've peed. separate list of places we peed when we were stoned
Totally. Bang on. He'll be fine. He might cry into your perfect tits once in a while, but that's the price ya pay.
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
I don't know which is worse, the fact that his name is Kevin or the fact that he has a pornstache.
Dude, I just feel great. I love life so much and I love you. Love. Love. So much love.
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
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