Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
I really think we need to get on this Charlie Sheen bandwagon
As long as you're naked and covered in glow paint, I'm there.
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
He knew exactly who I'd slept with after just one look at my crotch. He's like the Sherlock Holmes of cocks.
Wanna get really high and go on a Valentine's Day Sexathon cause we're both single or would that be weird?
I am trying to take a picture of a man in a wheelchair trying to ship a michael jackson portrait
I'm in a dress, surrounded by Republicans, and the bartender just told me he's "out of Jack Daniels" in a very accusatory tone. Shit, is it only 8 PM?
Thanks for taking care of me. I hope I didn't pee in your car.
Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
the guy I've been trying to get with saw my brother's genitals before he saw mine, so that's my life.
I totally have a huge crush on him though which is fucking up my "classy she-demon with limited feelings" vibe
See, remember when you wanted to get an Ashley Madison account and I told you not to and you hated me? You. Are. Welcome.
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
I dont even know what happened i just remember waking up with beer cans outlining my body...
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