So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
I am a bulletproof tiger!
Haha. Nice, be careful tonight.
I'm gonna have to get my windshield replaced. Is the keg beat?
I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
Its official, cigarettes are now more expensive than weed
i wonder if detective benson from law and order takes those handcuffs home. i bet she does.
people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
have you seen my purse? i cant find it and my ipod is in there and that shit totally cost more than my abortion.
I just realized that the thing that smelled like an electrical fire in my house was me.
He's practically not my boyfriend anymore. So let's go get some glitter, balloons, alcohol and forget this night ever happened.
He was playing minecraft so I took a shower with my vibrator
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
You better have a raging boner when I get to your house and it better be worth missing work in the morning.
Pray for me.. I'm like the lonely vagina in a sea of sworming dicks
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