Hey look on the bright side if youre preg at least you know it and wont have it in a toilet
apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
I've heard semen is good for your skin though, so that pimple on my chin should clear right up.
Also I just saw on facebook your sister is taking pole dancing lessons. Just a heads up.
hooked up with the gay kid & his friend's mom told me "you know he has a identical twin brother whose straight, right?"
Welp just pooped in a garbage can. Guess I'm not better than you at life in any aspect.
We could have casual sex if you want. But I can't offer a bromance to a woman.
Mostly i might never get belligerent again because im gonna have to keep track of a diamond ring.
He saved that picture of my boobs for good luck romance still exists
LOOK, I was 19, and I made a lot of choices with my crotch which I'm weirdly proud of
Yes dear.
Please don't try and hook up with one of your high school teacher's friends
is telling someone you can be his trophy wife the same as proposing?
I think you might be the first man ever to describe getting a blowjob as "neat"
I was watchin a porno and I sware I saw that dude at the bar at applebees the other night
Of course he did! You’ve seen my tits, you know he didn’t stand a chance!
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