You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
I'm currently googling how to make a dress out of a trash bag. It's going to be a great night.
whoever threw up in my shampooo bottle is totally getting defriended on facebook.
i tried to stop you. you just kept saying your split ends needed punishment.
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
he convinced me that i wont have to do the walk of shame bc he has to go to jail in the morning
i got a standing ovation for bringing skittles to the party
My nipple piercings are like the guardrails, that's why they feel so safe.
You're invited to our X-games themed party. We have an ice luge and every time someone eats shit we drink. It's gonna be great.
Have fun in Vegas! Be safe, use condoms, and take a pic of Jon beforehand to give out when he goes missing. It will help the police.
I think I fell asleep on the dance floor at one point...but played it off cool and acted like I just did the robot.
My dad found my bra hanging from my rear view mirror. Happy long weekend.
I woke up only wearing a Breaking Bad "Los Pollos Hermanos" apron he got from Loot Crate next to a 3 empty bottles of Zima,Jolly Ranchers, and a jar of coconut oil. Fernet is one hell of a party starter
NOT PREGNANT according to the two dollar tree pregnancy tests I took in the tacobell bathroom. Come meet me at tacobell for celebratory soft tacos.
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
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