yo I wanna see you, bring that beard of yours
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
masturbating is 5million times harder to finish knowing grandma is in the guestroom downstairs. just so you know.
i would hope so, cause i don't think 'i drove off the road because i was getting some head' is covered in insurance
You got off, kissed my dick and whispered "stay hard" to it, puked and then got right back on top of me like nothing happened...
bad decision saturdays are such a good decision
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
Yea no bueno and I only brought enough weed to last one night. And it was no Hanukah nug, it didn't last 8 days.
I was mid hand job and stopped me because he wanted to "connect" which meant putting his thumb in between my eyebrows and a hand over my heart and closing our eyes...
Let's run into the wild and just eat berries and have sex all the time.
They filled a kiddie pool with lube and glitter.
I was so drunk I got stuck in the middle of a revolving door
Quick question. If you break the bathroom sink off the wall from fucking on it, can you claim it on your homeowner's insurance as a 'natural disaster'?
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