My mom was talking about how protein is essential to strong bones and then I told her, I'll give you protein.
How unfortunate for your Mom.
It smelt so bad when i tried biting off her underwear that i didn't want to touch with my mouth
Please stop trying to convince people that you're retarded and I suck your dick in the same conversation.
I have discovered something important. The trick to making food taste better is not always 'more hot sauce'.
is this the sara with the beer cane?
update. expensive tequila only makes the mistakes more expensive.
His penis has a special gift of curing my broken heart
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
I feel like I missed the land of milk and honey and instead wound up in the land of beer and pizza. And yet, I think I'm happier here.
So I paid Bumble $10 to see who liked my profile for a month. Cheap, easy dick. It's all about the economics, yo.
I don't suppose you have a recipe for a cocktail made of bitter resignation, regretting everything, poor life descisions and deep-seated self-loathing?
bitch, i have a flask. i've got things under control.
god. marry me.
I really want to stop getting this drunk. I've got the Sunday scaries and it's only Saturday
Stop saving videos when you’re using my pornhub account!!! My girlfriend just tried to finger my butt because she thinks I’m into that
Randomize
