i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
My dignity? Collapsing on itself like a dying star.
I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
my Prof for my bio lab has his lab coat collar popped. it's 8 am and im too hungover for this guy
I just took the soap out of the bathroom and hid it... this way I could see if she would say anything. you know, to see how clean she was
I just hit a new low..poured my beer in an empty coke can so I could drink in walmart.
Ya know, years from now when that kid is old enough, I'll get to regale him with the story of how I was his father's AND uncle's first gay experience.
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
ughh I puked about 4 times on metro, no one seems to like the cool design I made on my shirt
Ok, gonna go sleep cuz my brain wants to be smart and not follow my pussy into the danger zone
So, since you're now a four night stand, I feel comfortable asking: Did I leave my sunglasses at your house? Or my underwear?
next time we make out at a concert please try to refrain from screaming out our hotel room number.. the amount of guys that knocked on our door after you passed out was ridiculous
I messaged him asking for his address. He replied with the address then said, "If you're gonna stalk me, I'm the third window on the side and usually get naked around 8am and anytime randomly after 6pm (listen for music).. If you're sending anthrax, I'm 6'2" 225lbs so send a good amount."
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