I want leopard sheets
haha sexcapades
thats the plan
I just accidently tagged myself in the picture of the 16 year olds spreading their legs in bikinis. Failure.
ever had your bank call you to verify the 4 seperate bar transactions from the night before? I have
Your noise violation report contains the word "five-some"...wtf happened in here?
Last time I saw him the sun was coming up and he was asleep in the student wellness parking lot. For some reason people were peeing on him.
thanks for carrying me to bed.. and sorry for trying to roll down the hallway to escape.
Any idea who the guy in my bed tagged as rattlesnake dick might be?
You were hugging the toilet and shouting "don't let fatty eat me" through the closed door.
I can't believe all the places I got into shoeless last night. Apparently no one will say no to a girl covered in paint with a ripped shirt
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
fun fact #6 about tuesday nights: giving head with two 40s taped to your hands is not as easy as you would think
Also I fell in love w a girl dressed as a pirate that was great at doing the limbo
Are you considering all the consequences of doing your boss or are you just rationalizing with your vagina?
I woke up in bed spooning a vacuum cleaner
Mike fell asleep with his hand down my pants. I'm clearly an enticing person.
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