There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
your room smells of hookers.
And success
I thought all girls wanted is to get a boner
you want to re-phrase that?
She turned over and said "You smell like my dad, i just can't do this"
i called her out for picking her nose in public and he still wonders why i don't like her!
You're so wise. You're like my sexual Grandmother Willow.
hooked up with the gay kid & his friend's mom told me "you know he has a identical twin brother whose straight, right?"
Ummm didn't i have pubes when i went to bed last night?
I JUST ATE A STRANGE BURRITO, I SHOULD NOT BE EXPECTED TO KNOW ANYTHING RIGHT NOW.
I'm still pretty stoned. There are mini rice cakes in my robe pocket to snack on in the shower.
I think our prof has caught onto our drinking game. He burst into the room with a big smile on his face and yelled "essentially! Essentially! Essentially!"
Well I met my booty call's parents by accident, so that happened.
For future reference, when he drunkenly screams "YOUR MOTHER SUCKS COCKS IN HELL," he means that he's about to throw up. Invest in a bucket.
right now I am washing the alcohol and shame off from last night
my downstairs neighbor came by to say he’s having a huge loud party tomorrow, handed me a toblerone bar, and said thank you in advance for your understanding
Randomize
