Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
angela screamed across the room SHES A CHAMP when i told the pharmacist plan b doesnt make me throw up
She asked me to cum on her. ON her. I think we're out of the friend zone
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
Getting sick, pulled the filter off a camel crush and rolled it into my joint to clear my sinuses. If there were stoner awards, I'd receive one.
My cab driver has a hooker in the front seat. Really, this is serious. And weird.
I'm drunk in a place called Lick-A-Chick. PS. It's not a lesbian hot spot, they sell chicken.
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
man sorry about that. It's like god was willing me to be an asshole. I haven't filled my quota for the day
fuck you
also please return my underwear, they were one of my favourite pairs xo
why is there a shopping cart in my back seat? and a dick drawn on the side of my car?
I gave your mom a discount on her coffee, its my way to say thanks for having a son that makes me come every time
I mean, drunk me really liked him, maybe sober me will too. Who am I to deny fate?
So some guy thought I took second place in a male stripper competition
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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