Stoned at DSW. SO MANY SHOES! THEY'RE FREAKING ME OUT.
He lasted like 30 seconds. With a condom. I just expected more from the president of a frat.
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
You hit on my mom and then passed out in the kiddie pool.
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
Bring condoms and burritos. The rest will fall into place
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
HE'S BRINGING FRIED MAC AND CHEESE BITES. I GET FRIED MAC AND CHEESE AND SEX PEOPLE. BEST WEDNESDAY EVER.
i keep seeing little orange spots im starting to freak out
you tried mixing adderall in your visine last night..
someone cut his neck open pretty bad with a broken beer bottle. We were so close to his house that we carried him home, but when we got there he casually laid on his bed and said he was just gonna sleep it off. WHO DOES THAT
Liquor has joined the party. Aly just fucking yelled "I LOVE COOKING" and poured margarita mixer, ice and tequila into the blender.
He came on my face and he was genuinely concerned about getting it in my hair. I'm marrying him.
She was giving me head, and a cop pulled up next to us. I freaked when he looked over at me, but so did he and rear ended the car in front of him.
There’s a stripper dressed like a slutty pilgrim. Is that a thing?
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