Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
My Blind Date Arrived. She looks like something I'd draw with my left hand.
If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
Little spoons don't ask big questions
Karaoke makes my soul die one wretched song at a time
I kept waking up & seeing my Goodfellas poster and thinking it was a window with people crammed against it staring at me.
I guess the lighting in my room made it look like they were moving. I remember telling myself that they were watching over me and protecting me from the cops
my grandma just put on bowling shoes, to play wii bowling.
double majoring has taught me only that psych majors are sluttier than govt majors
I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.
He came on my face. Threw a towel at me. Stole my weed. And left. I thought this would be over after we graduated?
Last night all you did was whine about how you needed something new and exciting
Is THAT why I woke up with dreadlocks?
Well don't pass out under a Swedish flag and people won't make assumptions
He is a real estate investor who’s face I’m going to sit on.
when she didn't finish her burrito you wanted to call the cops because you said it was neglect
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