When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
4 am. She strained the mac and cheese onto her legs. She has no skin.
I wonder if he has realized that I have poured all if those shots he bought into the tip jar
Hey, remember when Hot Stuff played in the back of the ambulance? Or no, cause of your concussion...
But you're the one who should be jamming foreign objects into my vaj instead of an old weird lady. I mean, it is your birthday....
Everyone heard you having sex but I just told them you were having a nightmare.
stop sending me battleship coordinates and get back here so i can suck your dick
Tell the cops to let you through! Tell them you need to do drugs!
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
Fucking adderall I just talked at the security guard for 90 minutes
And no one can masturbate with the sound of Bernie's voice in the background
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
I'm not sure if I should pay him or he should pay me, but someone should get paid for the sex I had this morning.
Quit bitching. I brought you a muffin.
woke up to two girls crawling on top of me forcefeeding me bacon. Best. Hangover. Ever.
Randomize
