Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
And then I have a slight inkling that I went up to the bar and tried to order the bartender.
He just bought a 100-pack of condoms of Amazon. My vagina is already tired.
He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
...But it's not like we would be the first people to pay for an abortion with student loans and cell phone rebates.
Last time i carry you out of a forest
I honestly don't think it will ever get topped. Unless a real female cop arrests me, then fucks me. That's it.
At the end of the date, he asked if he could kiss me. I really wanted to say "dude, I didn't shave for nothing"
The only thing left on my Bucket List is getting fingered at an aquarium.
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
The CEO is on this whole 'what do you do with your spare time?' kick. Umm... get drunk and have sex in bar parking lots.
Dude is PACKING. And yes I am holding up a cross and holy water and hissing like a pissed off goose.
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
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