dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
So you coming over for some grilled cheese and head?
do you think having her use a clorox disinfecting wipe on her vagina will keep me from getting her herpes if I don't have a condom?
two words...techno handjob
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
I will kill you in such a brutal way if you ever de-pants me again on the dance floor it will make the stock market ticker
We did a lot of coke and Bedazzled the couch. It seemed like a good idea at the time.
I let that bitch know in no uncertain terms I was taking the coke dealer in the breakup
Literally just one second of unclenched butt hole away from shitting my pants.
AND I HAVE A NICE COCK! A STRIPPER TOLD ME SO IT MUST BE TRUE!
he just ran into my room in his giant penis costume yelling "supercock to the rescue"... I am still in total shock
If we had a dog do you think we would be less hoe-y?
Nah
Can't talk, I'm icing "sorry I barfed on your couch" onto a cookie cake
It was bad. U were calling my cat "kittiano" and playing her like a piano. Way too drunk my friend.
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