Bullshit. I know you're watching The Dog Whisperer
That Cesar Milan is captivating
Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
GUESS WHAT I JUST LICKED
I feel like half our conversations start this way.
she was trying to give me a handjob in biology class while we were learning about the penis.
Just toasted a glass of brandy with my own reflection to my dimples. Why are you not here?
I sold 10 pepperonis for 5 dollars last night....i fucking love drunk people
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
Convinced lucas all the eggs in the fridge are fertilized and now he's crying.
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
Hey dude this is some next level no homo shit but im gonna get 2 tickets to the opera and go Hail Mary on this one girl. U take the extra ticket if i fail.
I know what I want to do this Friday. However, it might end in me getting kicked out of an arcade and a mini golf course.
HIS DICK IS SO AWESOME DUDE. 15/10 SURPRISE
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
You kept on yelling traitor and threatened to kill him and everyone he loves because he played beerpong with someone else
THREE MINUTES! THREE MINUTES PAST MIDNIGHT I STSRT HEARING CHRISTMAS MUSIC ON THE OVERHEAD PA SYSTEM!!!
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