i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
I turn the corner to find her walking in the front door in a tee-shirt, two different shoes and no pants. All she said to me was "I'm sad"
She just sat there, all alone, with a bottle of booze. And the dog. He even looked like he didn't wanna be there with her.
In case you come back to the room and i'm not here, yes there's a cup filled with gravy in the microwave. Just take it out if you need to heat something.
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
Dude I swear I heard "geet out!!!" when I went down on her. I shouldve listened.
I also have a full keg. I'm thinking about crashing a party, they can't get mad if I bring a keg of beer.
Do you remember Kelly my alter personality? She talked like a man and would sing amazing grace?
which guy lost his keys in my bed this weekend?
Is valentines day the worst or best day to ask for a threesome? I'm weighing some options on this high-risk manoeuvre.
I'm pretty sure "good advice you would give to a freshman for achieving success" isn't constituted by introducing them to your addy dealer...
it is my civic duty to ensure the success of our youth.
I never realized how weird our shower smells until I cracked a shower beer and had a familiar aroma to compare it to.
I bought a mink out of the back of some guy's van on my walk home from the bar yesterday
Sitting in a music store. There is a 40 something year old guy in a track suit, with a boner, and playing the ukelelie quite intensely.
thanks for thinking of me.
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