Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
It's happening again. I feel like I'm under water and my heart beat matches "Teenage Wasteland"
I was relieved after I found the unopened condom in my pocket. Then I found the open one in the other pocket..
it's my sixth sense. If there's an orgy within 20 miles of me i'll know about if. Or be a part of it.
What is an appropriate "thanks for saving my life" gift? I don't have any experience with this.
Jesus just hopped over the fence with a rack of coors. How's your Halloween?
Apparently, I showed up wrapped in caution tape and immediately jumped on the stripper pole and started making very sexual gestures at the birthday girl. We lasted ten minutes.
Everyone threw up but him. I took off my shirt because I puked on it. There were also a lot of drag queens involved.
Frats are adorable. They make mediocre guys think they're worth a shit.
...the American dream.
She said we couldnt stop drinking until there were enough bottles to make a fort. so we could have sex in our "bottle castle"
Whatever. I just smoked another bowl so I don't care and wow I just noticed how fast my thumb moves when I text. I'm amazing.
What are the chances I get my period 2 weeks early just as welcome week starts. My uterus is conspiring with my dead catholic grandma
Is it completely inappropriate to base my morning after pill purchase on if they sell coffee or not?
His weed is so good that I don't wanna risk loosing him as my weed man so I plan to keep him in the friend zone 😂
Someone sitting next to me at this football game is totally eating chicken nuggets out of his pocket and drinking four loko. I wanna be him.
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