Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
wow, i just saw a girl period all over the floor. get my shoes
So it's like pop-o-matic trouble, but with penises
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
Is it weird being in the house without any roommates?
Nah, just masturbating louder
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
I swear she's a drunk klepto...by the end of the night she had stolen 3 bowling balls. HOW DO YOU STEAL 3 BOWLING BALLS?
So far in the last ten minutes I have tried to pour cereal into a plate. Today's gonna be a great day.
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
My bad man. I was at a strip club, and apparently it's like a big deal to take your phone out in one of those places.
I'm so jealous of your sex life. You know it's awesome when thinking about the sex you had last night brings you tears of joy.
I think getting right with the Lord should involve more than me and a bottle of tequila.
So I'm at home coloring while smoking a joint. It can only go down hill from here.
I don't know what that means. Any of it. BUT I will be at your house at 10:20 and you better be ready to get high as balls.
If it makes you feel better he's in the stall next to me and I'm taking a diabolical shit. He's complaining
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