Dude, I think my check liver light just came on
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
I made him recite stats from the playoffs game last night before I would go down on him.
You. Me. A bottle of Vodka. The wilderness.
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
Sign she's a keeper: "I would rather be late to brunch than waste a perfectly good boner."
The next time you try to drunkenly strip me in public let's make sure it's not anywhere near the daiquiri factory or a group of police officers.
I desperately wanted to wear your shirt.
you ate the make a wish sign. Like actually chewed on it. It was our solution to going outside when the cops were there
You're more than welcome to join us! There's red velvet cake and apparently my pants are open for business I didn't consent to this
I left my panties in the microwave for too long and they caught on fire
yknow last night was like... the third night in a row alex woke me up to make sure i wasn't dead and tbh it's sorta sweet.
He said that we couldn't refer to each other as brother and sister anymore cuz we were in no way related and he would love nothing more than to get naked with me.
Well, for starters, you were growling and slurping beer from a puddle on the carpet. Let's all hope that was beer...
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