Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
I just want to get to the point in our relationship where I can get on top of her and fart and we can both laugh...not just me.
Some asshole just brought BK into my summer class, im already high as hell, i did not need another way to not pay attention
i think you walked me home, then i felt bad for putting you through the trouble so i walked you home...i'm not sure how i got home after that.
I can't even go pee because I'm making sure he doesn't run off somewhere naked.
I just want you to know that I hid the weed. Once you find another job, I'll tell you where it is. Happy Hunting, bro.
Went to the wedding reception, and he left with ALL of the brides maids phone numbers. I don't know how he does it either.
Im deleting that text because its a possible ncaa violation
I just found a 2 minute video on my phone of you throwing up in a fake plant.
When we were done making out, some guy ran into the room yelling, "I'll save you Brandon! I'll save you!"
I dunno what's worse, the fact that I hooked up with a guy that shaves his armpits or that I didn't notice until he brought it up the next day
The bartender had to walk me home last night. New high or new low?
You are in a fancy European city. The best way to truly experience the city is through Tinder
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
Relationship goals: we both wore red underwear tonight. Except he won’t know because my bra been off but it’s the thought that counts I guess.
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