My Blind Date Arrived. She looks like something I'd draw with my left hand.
video games are the ultimate cock blocker
good thing vaginas are great cup holders
she said her black crocs were her 'dress up crocs'
How are you going to be there by 9am?
Relax I always go to these conferences hung over
You say that like it's a positive quality
dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
I have come to realize that my purpose in life is less musical and more as a filter of alcohol into water.
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
I'd go lesbian for $50 and a good phone case.
If my eyeballs could make a sound to describe how they feel they would just say uhhhhhhhhggggggghhhhhh.
NOTHING IN THE WORLD IS GOOD SOFT
NOT ICECREAM NOT DICKS
NOTHING
I feel like I should send her I'm sorry I've been fucking your boyfriend flowers.
You told me not to tell you found out you're pregnant..
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