AIM automatically accepts video chats on my laptop. I found this out when I got a text from Jacob after my first attempt at drunk lesbian sex saying, "I'd give it a 7. You need to work on your positioning." I think I'm single now.
Sorry I couldn't answer your call, I'm expecting a call from Chris Hansen.
I'm guessing you didn't end up going to the bar last night.
Nope. Ended up at what I believe was a slumber party down the street.
his cum tasted like old pizza and looked like old milk
A girl limped into my class 15 minutes late wearing sunglasses, leggings, and a kiss me im irish shirt. She sat down and took her glasses off and im pretty sure she only had one eye's makeup still on. Someone had a great st pattys day.
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
I was informed last night that im not allowed to pick up the bouncers and carry them around anymore. Last sat is starting to make more sense
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
Picking up hoes with my dad is going to make it a little harder, but ay, if thats how he wants to bond after 23 years, Ill give it a shot
I see your smile in the face of every drunk that senses he's about to slay a troll.
We're pretty much just dating until one of our ex's wants us back
He's writing a strongly worded email to Trojan right now
I TOLD YOU THE BARESKIN CONDOMS WEREN'T AS RELIABLE.
As we were leaving a memorial service last night he turns to me and says, is it too soon for a post funeral blowie?
I'll screw just about anything, but I draw the line there
Pussy, Peanut Butter Cookies,and Bubble Wrap
He still want's to kick my ass for fucking his sister, probably a bad idea to leave the bar with his ex...
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