on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
you'd be alarmed at how much plan b i just found in mom's bathroom...
birth control should be required to get into college
he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
Hey, can you come over and kill me real quick
He came up behind me making dolphin noises in my ear when I noticed a collection of hors d'ouevres from the reception earlier in his jacket pocket
I will never doubt you again...he IS perfect for you
From now on I forbid you to refer to it as a "bed". From now on you must only use the phrase "sex wagon".
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
My synapses wont fire in a pattern that will process those facts
I just got a get of my turf look from a hooker. Apparently, Ninja Turtles T-shirt+Jeans+Flip-Flops=Hooker Gear. Woot.
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
For the sake of being nice I congratulated her and she replied with something along the lines of that I need to stay away from him and not touch him ever. I really wanted to be like "been there, done that" but my New Years resolution was to not start any cat fight over boys with small dicks before noon
You mowed a straight line through three yards because you were, and I fucking quote, "In the zone." I think they know.
What's clit gel and why is it in my wallet.
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