Say something about gay babies.
We glued Jenga blocks together, called it "magic blocks" and sold it to the stoners for $50 and a bottle of Henny
Some chick is drunk waving down a taxi with a slice of pizza.
Dude he's your dog he doesn't love me more than you. I'm just like that cool uncle that takes him to burger king and to see girls.
Welcome to the first annual slutathon and let the men be ever in our favor
"But puppies!" Is not an acceptable excuse for trying to drunkenly steal someone's dog, you promiscuous midget!!
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
She apologized again the next day. I said it was pee under the bridge
I could be busy drinking my face off and getting red white and bruised per usual
Pretty sure I was impersonating Rihanna when I kept asking him what my name was while we were making out
I need to see you idiots before I go back to school. But we shouldn't snort Crown Royal this time.
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
He's standing in the corner rubbing his nipples and reflecting on poor life choices
Accepting his friend request would be the Facebook equivalent of pity sex.
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
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