So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
she was wearing a cheetah print one-piece and i slept with her anyway. big mistake.
If you don't answer the phone then I will be forced to leave you a wonderful voicemail of me throwing up
i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
Hey. I found $5 in quarters from one of those state quarter collection books. I'm using it for food tomorrow.
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
5th glass of wine. There's pictures of Jesus everywhere. It's like you're constantly reminded of your sins here.
the guy in the stall next to me, came in, farted, laughed, and proceeded to give himself some sort of hillbilly pep talk that included the phrase "big pussy".
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
I crawled out his bedroom window, forgetting he lives in a split level and there is a 10 foot drop back there. I had to text him to come help me I twisted my ankle.
He's hitting it raw. Might as well stick his dick in a vat of SARS at this point.
I don't know if apple cider everclear was such a good idea
I just left a 3 minute voicemail to the guy I want to fuck baby talking my cats and I don't know if I can delete it 😐
I just saw a chick driving drinking a juice box smoking all while on the phone that is talent
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