yo im tryna cop a beej tonight
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
You're doing that 'overestimating how much I care' thing again.
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
I'm doing homework tonight but if you end up going out drinking I would like one courtesy peer pressure text.
does the girl puking in my garbage belong to you?
Between my vag yelling at me for having bad sex and my legs yelling at me for going to the gym I cant hear myself think.
I'm pretty sure I swallowed a whole condom
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
we watched a porno and made a drinking game out of it. best first date ever.
The only good thing about the sex was that he finally cracked the spot on my back that's been hurting.
i think ive been high everyday since ive met you
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns
He's got that kind of dick that just MAKES me cheat on my boyfriend. It deserves a trophy. Really you should give it ride sometime.
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