You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
If i off myself, it'll be in a lobster costume in the hot tub with butter...
i love insurance, just had an iv with 4 bags of fluid, 2 shots of finagrin and a 2 hour nap . woke up without a hangover. all for $20
found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
your boyfriend is drunk and yelling to the bar that he loves his cats
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
after the shots you kept on yelling "this is for the dreamers"
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
I think I caught your cold through my vagina. It was worth it.
I should get him a card "thanks for letting me use you for your penis on and off as I see fit and for being a nice guy. My boobs and I appreciate your loyalty and dedication"
I'm about to order this penis-casting kit so text me within 5 mins if you're not down
people keep driving by and judging me for drinking natty outside in my underwear at 9 am. rude.
Had a moment of weakness, slept with my ex last night
So that's why our room smells like tequila and shame.
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