I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
i kept saying "bloody hell" in a ron weasley accent until i forcibly told myself to shut up
A guy on the street just growled at me and said damnnnn. Sometimes it scares me how attractive i am.
She was narrarating everything she did.. like while making toast.
Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
even your uterus rejects him.
apparently my uterus is the smartest part of my body.
It only takes once for you to drunkly piss on a chick for her to lose interest in you.
i just was bootyclappin in front of homeless men in a back alley
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
He referred to our sex as being similar to "Two cheetahs cage fighting" and I have to agree.
One of the annoying girls in my 7 AM class showed up drunk for her 21st birthday and just auctioned off her fake ID.
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
I know I'm moving in six days but getting wine drunk and laying in bed just sounds so good right now
Also my roomate used some of my condoms so she gave me her hummus. Great trade
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