Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
some girl in front of me in class just googled "hungover+throwing up blood"
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
He started making shapes and faces with his cock and balls.... apparently if you wrap the shaft with your balls and turn it 90 degrees to the left it looks like a hamburger
once you started introducing yourself as "running-bear" i knew you were beyond fucked up
should i go to class, or party with a mariachi band?
meriachi band is very tempting, do they have dos equis?
So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
Bailey. He has a soul patch. Idgaf if he was an NFL player. Nobody with a soul patch is attractive.
I need to shower three times. First to be clean, second to wash off all sins, and third will classify as baptism.
I think Jabba the Hut is dying in the stall next to me.
Bra is off & I'm snuggled in a pizza. Adulting is good.
There's a possibility I may have hooked up with that British guy...
Possibility? You left the door open! Everyone saw!
I'm gunna wear a purple dress, so if you see someone looking confused and lost wearing purple it's probably me
QUICK FAX ME THE BALL
Not how faxing works at all btw
Can I send you a random dick pic? It's got a lightsaber tattoo
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