R you on birth control?
No, why?
...no reason
ever seen your mom drunk enough to lick your face? i have
i wish semen tasted like chocolate
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
Found out why I didn't have to go drug test. My boss grew pot to pay for grad school.
I mean, how many people can say they helped surgically remove something from their body? Other than the guy that got his hand stuck under a rock and cut it off. Doesn't count
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
we're drinking bellinis i mean god's titty nectar
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
a guy just skateboarded past my window in a bunny suit while chased by a dog walker
I am available for nakedness
He put a doughnut around his dick and I ate it. What can I say. It was a good fucking night.
What the hell do you do when your fuck buddy leaves to go for a piss naked and 20 minutes later hasn't come back and can't be found anywhere in the house or outside but has left his phone, tee shirt and shoes in your bedroom.
I don't think there is a pre defined social etiquette for a lost naked fuck buddy now roaming the streets.
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
Randomize
