if he's not good at sex i should be allowed to have sex with someone who is. that's a totally legit statement i think
Fact: The drinking you do in college doesn't affect your liver in real life.
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
I'd invite him but there's too many people who have fucked me going already
We had to put his head at the bottom of the driveway so the puke would run down. Now he's sleeping outside.
i will be blacked out in the shower. come get me. 20 mins.
And don't worry, my exact words were "I can't believe a baby came outta that thing"
They had their heads out of the car singing the wrong words to the national anthem as we drove through traffic of people leaving the fireworks. AMURICA
He just stared into my eyes and touched himself. That isn't hooking up.
My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
My code for I need help will be if I'm holding a bud light lime..
If you fall asleep, my vagina and I will never forgive you.
You just kept yelling GET YOUR SKATES ON, BITCHES. WE'RE GOING STREAKING.
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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